‘I Am Legend’ & ‘Hatchet’ Caption Contest
In celebration of the release of I Am Legend in theaters (on December 14) and Hatchet on DVD (on December 18), Horror 101 has thrown together a little contest for you. I Am Legend is an adaptation of the classic Richard Matheson novel of the same name, which happens to be my favorite book. Hatchet (review) was a great horror comedy and one of the year’s best slashers. One winner will take home a copy of the latest pressing of Matheson’s I Am Legend (complete with my boy Will Smith on the cover), a Hatcher poster, and a Scream Fest DVD sampler, which features a preview for Hatchet, among other Anchor Bay flicks.
Our last few contests have been easy ones, but we’re going to make you work for this one! Don’t worry; it’s simple and fun. All you have to do is come up with the best, funniest, and/or most clever caption for the picture of Kane Hodder from Hatchet below. Just reply with your response and you’re entered. You’ll need to register for an account if you haven’t done so yet, but it takes about ten seconds to do so. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but all submissions must be received by Saturday, December 15th at 11:59 PM (EST). The lucky winner will be announced shortly after. Good luck!
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” How many dead babies does it take to paint but a wall?”
“I dunno but I think the last one got thrown a bit too hard”
Correction ( had a typo brain fart) ” How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?”
“Next time I think I’ll use the drill to make my peep hole…”
“woops…yeah this is why i couldn’t be a firemen.”
ILL BE DAMED YOU CAN LIGHT A FART
That? Came out of there?
HERE’S JOHNNY
so that’s how they make a turducken.
Peekaboo I see you!
Then Kane says, “You mean to tell me that there is another serial killer like me that hacks through walls to get to teenagers having sex and smoking weed? Dammit.”
Hey, who the hell is that f-ing guy playing Jason?!?!?!
“Knew I shouldn’t've used Napam to try to clean out the blood stains….”
hey…I have a mustache
Sorry I had beans for dinner
um yeah about that… it wasn’t me i swear
“This isn’t where I parked my car!”
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So that’s what Liza Minelli looks like without makeup.
HUH. My balls are on fire but it’s oddly enjoyable.
“Aw, crap! You mean I forgot to wear the hockey mask in the scene again?!”
SOMEONE SHULD HAVE TOLD MY WIFE A FLAM THROWER WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR AND ANNIVERSARIE GIFT
I BET YOU WONT CALL ME THAT AGIAN BITCH
THAT MADE A BIG ASS HOLE
ANYBODY GOT A CIGARETTE
OK THATS WHY YOU NOT SOPOST TO PUT METAL IN THE MICORWAVE
So that’s why the call her “Firecrotch.”
Grandma?
(sings)
Burn, baby, burn! Discooo Infernoooo! Burn, baby, burn! Burn this mother down!
….
What am I doing? I’m exempt from this contest! wahh
wanna eat my asshole out?
Who’s your daddy!!!
Britney please wear panties!
“See what happens when I forget to take my pills? This is definitely NOT my fault!”
[...] You can watch the first three minutes of I Am Legend over at Yahoo Movies, which features Will Smith hunting some deer in a high speed chase. The quality is too low to tell how the CGI looks, but this first scene is pretty cool. The adaptation of the Richard Matheson novel of the same name opens in theaters tomorrow. In the mean time don’t forget to enter our I Am Legend/Hatchet caption contest! [...]
So THIS is what passes for air conditioning in the woods.
Well… shit.
You know… I think I forgot to do something today…
Did I leave the stove on?
Edwin’s friends had warned him on several occasions that if he ever saw his parents having sex it would be traumatizing…but, let’s just say, when he did finally witness their sex-capades it was still, somehow, a bit more than he had imagined.
Here’s Jason!
I mean …. Here’s Victor!
“Oh, fuck, who knew that guy in the mask would be trouble…?”
Hey! This isn’t a hockey mask!
“Now I know what sign meant when it said ‘Handle-bar Mustachiods Beware!’”
“This is one of my two facial expressions, and somehow, I don’t think ‘Kittens nibbling at my mustache smile’ fits.”
Next time I want top billing! How many did the rest of these pansies kill?
“Okay… um… so this episode of Cribs is now OFFICIALLY OVER!”
Hey, who left the outhouse window open?
“The carpenter side of me wants to cry.”
No deal, Howie!
Did I do that? (read in Steve Urkel’s voice)
“Let me be the first to say: Worst. Home. Reno. EVER.”
Whoa! Wendy’s new chili burger has got some kick!
Let’s see Oprah rebuild that!
Get off the babysitter, Joel!
“You know… the cherry red blood splatter really does compliment the perrywinkle in your eyes..”
‘My wife’s gonna KILL me!”
Let’s see Freddy Kruger do that!
Hey KattheZombie. You’re pretty funny!
I thought we were painting it blue.
Thanks, damiennavillus!
Buy Kane’s new book.
“Hole in the outhouse wall.”
Edited by Seimore Hair.
My God i forgot to tivo friends.
Flamethrower: 12000$
Gas: 1$ per L
Explaining it to the wife: priceless
I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in!
Good luck to all who entered!
… but better luck to me!
Walter was very sheltered as a child and, therefore, didn’t quite learn some of life’s basics. For example, a woman’s menstrual cycle was a complete enigma to him. So, when his curiosity finally overwhelmed him, he decided to look in on his sister during that “time of the month.” Unfortunately, Walter’s sister wasn’t your typical female and, as he peered in at her…he thought maybe he knew why.
Thanks for all the great entries! It’s gonna be a tough one, but we’ll chose a winner and post it sometime soon (after I get my I Am Legend review written!).
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